theweirdpart:

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

did you go to ouran highschool

(Source: nellhorin)


ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

(Source: real-tweets)


jumpingjacktrash:

peoplemask:

queendecuisine:

1863-project:

tigertwo1515:

did-you-kno:

Source

Damn

OKAY, LET’S TALK ABOUT ROBERT SMALLS (BECAUSE HE HAS A NAME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH).
ANYWAY.
Robert Smalls was born into slavery in 1839 and at the age of 12 his owner leased him out in Charleston, South Carolina. He gravitated towards working at the docks and on boats and eventually became the equivalent of a pilot, and in late 1861 he found himself assigned to a military transport boat named the CSS Planter.
On May 12, 1862, the white officers decided to spend the night on land. Smalls rounded up the enslaved crew and they hatched a plan, and once the officers were long gone they made a run for it, only stopping to pick up their families (who they notified) along the way. Smalls, disguised as the captain, steered the boat past Confederate forts (including Ft. Sumter) and over to the Union blockade, raising a white sheet his wife took from her job as a hotel maid as a flag of truce. The CSS Planter had a highly valuable code book and all manner of explosives on board.
Smalls ended up serving in the Union Navy and rose to the rank of captain there. He was also one of a number of individuals who talked to Abraham Lincoln about the possibility of African-American soldiers fighting for the Union, which became a reality.
After the war, Smalls bought his owner’s old plantation in Beaufort and even allowed the owner’s sickly wife to move back in until her death. He eventually served in the South Carolina House of Representatives (1865-1870), the South Carolina Senate (1871-1874), and the United States House of Representatives (1875-1879) and represented South Carolina’s 5th District from 1882-1883 and the 7th District from 1884-1887. He and other black politicians also fought against an amendment designed to disenfranchise black voters in 1895, but it unfortunately passed.
Smalls ended his public life by serving as U.S. Collector of Customs in Beaufort from 1889-1911. He died in 1915 at the age of 75.
And now you know Robert Smalls.

ROBERT SMALLS IS THE MAN.

I like the original link in the OP, because it quotes someone saying there should be a movie about Robert Smalls.
I wish. I would watch the hell out of that.

there should totally be a movie, that would be awesome.
btw, getting kinda tired of people reblogging these didyouknowblog posts and going THIS PERSON HAS A NAME YOU KNOW as if names are left out of the teaser posts out of contempt or carelessness. it’s a teaser post. it’s meant to make you go look at the link and read the whole story. if they put details in the teaser, people would instinctively think that was the whole story and would be less likely to click through.
ps please do click through, there is a lot more to the story than was added in that reblog.

jumpingjacktrash:

peoplemask:

queendecuisine:

1863-project:

tigertwo1515:

did-you-kno:

Source

Damn


OKAY, LET’S TALK ABOUT ROBERT SMALLS (BECAUSE HE HAS A NAME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH).

ANYWAY.

Robert Smalls was born into slavery in 1839 and at the age of 12 his owner leased him out in Charleston, South Carolina. He gravitated towards working at the docks and on boats and eventually became the equivalent of a pilot, and in late 1861 he found himself assigned to a military transport boat named the CSS Planter.

On May 12, 1862, the white officers decided to spend the night on land. Smalls rounded up the enslaved crew and they hatched a plan, and once the officers were long gone they made a run for it, only stopping to pick up their families (who they notified) along the way. Smalls, disguised as the captain, steered the boat past Confederate forts (including Ft. Sumter) and over to the Union blockade, raising a white sheet his wife took from her job as a hotel maid as a flag of truce. The CSS Planter had a highly valuable code book and all manner of explosives on board.

Smalls ended up serving in the Union Navy and rose to the rank of captain there. He was also one of a number of individuals who talked to Abraham Lincoln about the possibility of African-American soldiers fighting for the Union, which became a reality.

After the war, Smalls bought his owner’s old plantation in Beaufort and even allowed the owner’s sickly wife to move back in until her death. He eventually served in the South Carolina House of Representatives (1865-1870), the South Carolina Senate (1871-1874), and the United States House of Representatives (1875-1879) and represented South Carolina’s 5th District from 1882-1883 and the 7th District from 1884-1887. He and other black politicians also fought against an amendment designed to disenfranchise black voters in 1895, but it unfortunately passed.

Smalls ended his public life by serving as U.S. Collector of Customs in Beaufort from 1889-1911. He died in 1915 at the age of 75.

And now you know Robert Smalls.

ROBERT SMALLS IS THE MAN.

I like the original link in the OP, because it quotes someone saying there should be a movie about Robert Smalls.

I wish. I would watch the hell out of that.

there should totally be a movie, that would be awesome.

btw, getting kinda tired of people reblogging these didyouknowblog posts and going THIS PERSON HAS A NAME YOU KNOW as if names are left out of the teaser posts out of contempt or carelessness. it’s a teaser post. it’s meant to make you go look at the link and read the whole story. if they put details in the teaser, people would instinctively think that was the whole story and would be less likely to click through.

ps please do click through, there is a lot more to the story than was added in that reblog.


idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.


i-sabellas:

(´∀`)♡

i-sabellas:

(´∀`)♡


y-a-n-d-e-r-e:

u know those artists who draw beautiful art of ur otp

and you’re just like

im so blessed to have u ship my otp


brownglucose:

Me as a mother


ostrogothic:

hey hey! unfortunately, i sort of found myself in a position in which i need help. i’m not asking for a handout, i’m merely asking you to maybe help me out by commissioning me. so recently, i got the opportunity to meet my.. well, we’re basically dating. it’s like a fairytale, to be honest. and even if you can’t offer a hand by buying something, i’d love if you could spread the word for me!

i’m offering two kinds of commissions, one of which is a little different from usual plans. the first and most well known type of commission i’ll be offering is busts [examples are #1 and #2 shown above]! for a simple character sketch, i’ll be charging 2$, lineart is 3$ and fully coloured is 5$ simply because that takes a lot of time! i can do furries (sometimes), OCs, characters from shows, whatever. if i don’t think i can do it, i WILL tell you. <3

the second kind i’ll be offering is a little different! for designs such as 3 and 4, which could maybe used as tattoo designs? i don’t know, i think they look pretty cool? anywho, you can send me a squiggle, line, or a basic outline of an idea- i’ll then build on the shape or line you sent me and it’ll be awesome. c: these’ll be 2$.

so to elaborate;

bust:

sketch - 2$

lineart - 3$

full colour - 5$

lucky dip - 2$

payments will be made through paypal, but that will only be given out to those that contact me <3 thank you!

please contact me on either my skype, p.north.sp, or my email (miitunacaptor@yahoo.com) if you’re more comfortable with that! any questions or concerns can be sent there as well. c: thanks for helping, and please reblog the post even if you don’t want to commission me!


carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess)


When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.
Lemony Snicket (via hourae)

why big boobs suck

castielsnovaks:

astronaute:

  • u want to sleep on ur tummy?? ha
  • need a bra that fits you? go a head and try, punk
  • thats a cute dress, it fits u perfect except for your giant melons that get in the way
  • unwanted attention from weird animalistic males
  • running??? u mean slapping urself in the face repeatedly 
  • losing food in your cleavage and having to shove your hand down your shirt to try and get it out 

ufocatcheraddict:

These are so cute! So hard to catch though..I only managed to get the blue one ):

ufocatcheraddict:

These are so cute! So hard to catch though..I only managed to get the blue one ):


johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(Source: kristianbell)


vinebox:

THIS SONG GIVES ME LIFE


ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.